Labels for Idiots

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sear's hairdryer Do not use while sleeping.
(shucks, that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap "Directions Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners "Serving suggestion Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
        (printed on bottom)
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought ????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid "Warning May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because ???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts "Warning contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts "Instructions Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3 maybe, Delta?)
On a child's superman costume "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(My goodness...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle) other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

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